The un-Gospel

To hear many evangelicals today, the Gospel goes something like this: “For God so hated the world that, in his white-hot fury, he sent his only Son to save a relatively few lucky souls out of it (the lucky mice who find Jesus the cheese in the maze), and then, when the oil runs out in the Middle East, Jesus is coming back with our grandmothers who already went to heaven. Up in heaven, our grandmas have developed quite a violent streak while spending time with Jesus, plus learned the arts of war, and Jesus will be done with all that talk of forgiving your enemies, so He is returning with our grandmothers to kill everyone who hasn’t figured it all out yet, probably starting with the Muslims, but maybe also the Soviets. Once the battlefield is six feet deep in his enemies’ blood, God will burn everything He ever created on this planet to a cinder, including everyone and every place and everything you’ve ever loved. You see, even God himself can’t fix his world without resorting to the same kind of violence used by Rome against his Son, and used by IS in Syria today. And all those people who didn’t hear about Jesus or figure out the truth about which religion was right are going to have their lives sustained over trillions of years while they burn on fire. But those of us in heaven won’t mind, because we will forget anything sad about Earth. The End.”

It’s stunning we’ve had the audacity to actually call this “good news” when in fact it’s bad news for almost every person God ever created, and terrible news for all the living beings in all the world. This isn’t the Gospel, it’s the un-Gospel. And it’s what tons of people in church in America actually think the Bible teaches.

It’s no wonder people in our culture today, both modern and postmodern, hear a story told like that and say “I want nothing to do with something as sick, toxic, and twisted as that. I want to be a better person than I am right now. And do good in the world. I want to believe a beautiful story, not a dark and awful one. I will go check out Buddhism.”

I’m so glad that’s not the gospel, although for many years I thought it was. Most of historic Christianity has not believed this dark, terrible tale. The Bible tells a much better story than this, we just need to take off the 19th-20th century American evangelical glasses and learn to read the Bible for what it says. God, it turns out, has a long range project going on to heal and restore and redeem the world. He is not going to burn it to a cinder, our translation of 2 Peter is terrible, check most commentaries. As is made clear across Scripture, God plans to rescue all creation, the planet Earth itself, as all creation longs for the day of its liberation. See John Wesley’s comments on Romans 8: 19-22. We have every reason to be optimistic about the future, because God is at work in the world, and Jesus has triumphed over sin, death, and hell. Everything: economic systems and governments, societal justice and the environment, individuals and nations, is called to be transformed under the Lordship of Jesus.

That’s the Gospel.

4 thoughts on “The un-Gospel

  1. I think you forgot the part about how they are forgiven sinners but they never really liked the stuff. And that while the old Law couldn’t save people the new one can…

    Even as someone more chillastic than you seem to be, I find thier lack of Grace disturbing (haha Vader). What do you think caused it. I’d toss my bet on dispensationalism, a bit of Gnostic hold over, and legalism tossed in a cauldron with some eye of newt!

    • Yes, I think those ingredients are most likely a significant part of it. Plus the human tendency to tribalize: “everyone is bad except my group.” For sure, legalism is the direct and fundamental opposite of grace. And so, if you draw nigh to legalism, all kinds of looking-down-your-nose and kill-them-all-and-let-God-sort-it-out isn’t far away.

  2. Hi Rev. Todd,
    Just out of curiosity, are there any evangelist in particular that you are alluding to that proclaim this “un-gospel” (I completely agree, it is not the gospel)?

    • Hello John, sorry I missed that you had commented. Absolutely. John Hagee. The extremely popular Left Behind series. Tim LaHaye. Due to the influence of these folks and others, it is an extremely common view in American Evangelicalism – and I have been told it has even slid over into popular Catholicism as well!

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